It's Nuthin', Honey!

Let’s say you start with nothing as in “I got plenty of nothing!”

There is so much nothing, it doesn’t know what to do with itself. It just sits there, moping, doing nothing.

There is no past, no future, because nothing is all one huge homogeneous nothing that doesn’t exist. It is eternal present, tenseless, where everything exists simultaneously but doesn’t. It rides the cusp between past and future unable to become and unable to realise itself as nothing emerges from the undifferentiated homogeneous chaos of nothing. There is no time for anything because there is only continuous nothing. There is no motion and displacement is meaningless because there is none of either. Transcendentally, there is absolutely nothing and because it is homogeneous there is nothing to relate to itself other than the nothingness of itself. There is no distinction between time and eternity because they are irrelevant in the way that present and eternity become one at the asymptotic meeting point of past and future at a present in infinity that is nothing. It is pure instantaneity. There is nothing by which to compare nothing to; there is no contrast; no differentiation; nothing to order; nothing to distance. Nothing is coexistent with itself and simultaneous in its becoming nothing throughout its nothingness. There is no cause and effect, because nothing is unchanging and so there is no cause and there is no effect to the change that is non-happening. In nothing there is no succession, because succession is meaningless in nothing, there was nothing before and nothing will come of it. There was never an a priori and there will never be an a posteriori. There is no origin to nothing and no eschatology to nothing. Nothing will never be anything, it will just be an impossible everything of nothing. There is no experience of duration because there is no becoming or unbecoming; the only emergence is nothing from which nothing emerges. There can be no memory to nothing because there is nothing to constitute an image of the past that can be transposed from the past or projected in to the future because past and future are non-existent and there are no images to be created from the chaotic homogeneity of nothingness. In nothing there can be no estimate of time elapsed because in nothingness there are no predicates, no background for differentiation, no future to differentiate it from whatever present is stasis. Nothing is 100% certainty. Nothing has no expanse, space or extension. Nothing cannot be contained in a receptacle and cannot contain nothingness as it has no boundaries or limits and because it is nothing in its infiniteness of nothing. Nothing is not space; it is neither empty nor full as it is not. It is not what is outside the universe or the universes or the multiverses. It is dimensionless and infinite in its nonbeing. Nothing is indivisible because nothing cannot be divided. There is nothing to divide. There are no objects or subjects in nothing, no subjectivity or point of view. Nothing is not relative to anything else or to itself. In nothing there is no place, position, or order. Potentiality is infinite in nothing, but there is nothing to catalyze incipiency. Mathematics, geometry or abstract thought of any kind cannot exist within it because there is nowhere for them to take form or take place in nothingness. Nothing is so homogeneous in its nothingness that being here or being there means nothing because they are both the same, identical in every respect nowhere. It is everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Nothing is concretely unitary in its nothingness.

Faith is everything in nothing, because it engenders desire and thus action which in turn begets affect and gets the whole ball of wax going. And then you jump off the cliff and hope that Nietzsche was a liar.